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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 03:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Still no good

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

No way

United-JetBlue Tie Up Leaves American Airlines Bloodied - Live and Let's Fly

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are most people broke?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Game-Changing Fossil Discovery Reveals That Reptiles Appeared on Earth Millions of Years Earlier Than Thought - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

After 12 Years of Failed Attempts, the Man Who Lost His Hard Drive Containing $742M in Bitcoin Finally Ends His Search - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?